Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Does not compute
Lots wrong here.
I want to know what "12,000+Keystrokes" means. Per minute? Per hour? If you can type 65 words, that means your average word is 184 characters long? You can type 200 keystrokes per second? Or maybe it means you are capable of pressing 12,000 buttons. Well sir, I am not impressed.
Oh and you can type alpha AND NUMERIC?? BETTER PUT THAT ON MY RESUME
And since it's an IT job, i suppose it's key that you are skilled in the electronic mail. No argument there.
I want to know what "12,000+Keystrokes" means. Per minute? Per hour? If you can type 65 words, that means your average word is 184 characters long? You can type 200 keystrokes per second? Or maybe it means you are capable of pressing 12,000 buttons. Well sir, I am not impressed.
Oh and you can type alpha AND NUMERIC?? BETTER PUT THAT ON MY RESUME
And since it's an IT job, i suppose it's key that you are skilled in the electronic mail. No argument there.
Pro-Tip
Bad idea to send out resumes from your corporate email address, especially when you report directly to the network administrator.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
The Best Resume Quote Ever
"As a catholic school student from preschool to college I have been taught to think outside the box."
Friday, September 24, 2010
I love this sentence for some reason
I have worked in a grocery store as a pool technician and for a law office all of which needed excellent people skills weather on the phone or in person
Knowing your Audience
Likely just a generic copy paste spam reply, but still... do you even read the ad?
COMPUTER TECH JOB. Also, I rarely hire stealth assassins. I mean, it's possible, you just have to prove you haven't killed in the last three months. I don't ask much.
PS what are tag outs and tub foots and why is that something to put on a resume?
COMPUTER TECH JOB. Also, I rarely hire stealth assassins. I mean, it's possible, you just have to prove you haven't killed in the last three months. I don't ask much.
PS what are tag outs and tub foots and why is that something to put on a resume?
Nice Double Fail
I didn't know you could claim emerging technology that doesnt exist yet as a core competency. NEAT!
Here's some cutting edge emerging tech right here!
Here's some cutting edge emerging tech right here!
Something is Wrong
This might be SoCal specific, but she's lived there for at least a couple years, and she can't spell the name of the city she lives in...
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Work Experience Fail
When you proudly state 15 years of experience at the top of the resume, then only list a job you had in 2010...
I don't know. I'm sad now.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
From Russia with < 3
I'd like to work with you too. Unfortunately, I need computer techs, not russian mail order brides.
I might have techs that need russian mail order brides, but that's besides the point.
Also, carwasher? WTF?
I might have techs that need russian mail order brides, but that's besides the point.
Also, carwasher? WTF?
Saturday, July 10, 2010
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