You're Hired!

PRO-TIP: It's better to just say you've been unemployed for the last three years, trust me.
As for Thunder Ranch, that sounds vaguely familiar... umm... I gotta go...

Uh-oh

At least we'd get a lot of press! We have a policy against smoking cigars in front of customers though :(

It's a new era...

Resume fail is going to be overflowing with ineptitude and laziness over the next few months. Our company is growing, bigtime, and you know what that means!

I need to review about 1000 resumes, get your crash helmets on...