The Best Resume Quote Ever

"As a catholic school student from preschool to college I have been taught to think outside the box."

I love this sentence for some reason

I have worked in a grocery store as a pool technician and for a law office all of which needed excellent people skills weather on the phone or in person

'kay

Is this a dating site? I'm available too ladies.

That's DEEP.

Typing Speed Fail

Someone, tell me if I'm wrong, but isn't that really slow?

Knowing your Audience

Likely just a generic copy paste spam reply, but still... do you even read the ad?
COMPUTER TECH JOB. Also, I rarely hire stealth assassins. I mean, it's possible, you just have to prove you haven't killed in the last three months. I don't ask much.



PS what are tag outs and tub foots and why is that something to put on a resume?

Nice Double Fail

I didn't know you could claim emerging technology that doesnt exist yet as a core competency. NEAT!



Here's some cutting edge emerging tech right here!

Something is Wrong

This might be SoCal specific, but she's lived there for at least a couple years, and she can't spell the name of the city she lives in...

I can see you are very meticulous.